Hello. You see, I have a serious proposition for you. I dream about the following: you are breaking my ribs using a bat, literally. I am offering $5,000 for a few minutes of your time. After you crushed my ribs, you would leave; I would be taken to a hospital. You don't have to worry about anything, I shall say that I just fell. Again, I am absolutely serious. Looking forward to your reply. Thank you.