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Wanna have some fun? Let's blow a big load on your face. Specifically your own. C'mon, don't act like you've never done it before. You know you love the humiliating feeling you get as you point your cock to your face waiting for the eruption. Its even more exciting knowing someone could walk in on you at any moment. Wouldn't that be so hot? Let's gather an audience. We can go to mardi gras and you can hike your ass up a wall and have everyone watch and laugh at the one man bukkake. Wanna go? Let's practice.

My devoted slave has renounced his family so he could pledge his entire life to me. After in his mouth, I permanently enclose his face with a skin tight rubber mask. He can only breath through a small tube and only when I allow it. I blow harsh smoke into his lungs, forcing him to breath it in as he savors the taste of my shi t. Although this slave dreams of serving me the rest of his life, he's better off de ad. I pinch the tube shut as he chokes and gasps for air, desperate to inhale my sweet smoke one last time. I smile, satisfied with myself as life slips away from him. I call my boyfriend to tell him the good news; that old fool is de ad and we can now collect his life insurance.

My dear sweet elderly patient recently suffered a massive heart attack. Poor old man almost di.ed! Now he's hooked up to an EKG machine and fighting to stay alive. Naturally I come to visit and promise to keep him company. He did put me in his will after all. I pull out a big lollipop and decide to have a little snack. Funny, it seems the more I suck and slurp, the faster that annoying beeping sound gets. Weird. I guess my pouty red lips wrapped around this candy really gets the old guy excited. May as well give him a thrill now that his days are numbered, right? Ooops. Flatline! Hehe. Time to cash in.

Your girlfriend had always been so intelligent and well spoken, but unfortunately she's a bit of a prude. You try to talk her into a little foot job but she immediately turns you down, explaining that good christian girls don't do that and to stop bringing it up. What a shame, but luckily you have a plan to turn things around in your favor. You pour her a drink containing a secret potion that will turn her into a total slut. She accepts it, takes a sip, and immediately it takes effect; transforming her from an articulate young professional to a ditzy valley girl. Her words are now littered with phrases like, "Like omg!" "Whatever!" as she rolls her eyes and giggles. She takes off her nerd glasses and skanks up her stuffy outfit. You seize your opportunity and ask her again about the foot job. She agrees, taking off her shoes and sticking her feet right in your face. She chats with you in a new shallow manner, then suggests you take her shopping to buy new shoes. Unfortunately, you make the mistake of telling her you're totally broke. Suddenly this ditzy, flirty airhead turns into stuck up bitch. She can't believe she's been wasting this much of her time with a penniless scrub. You try to change her back but its too late. She decides right then and there that she's leaving you and calls up someone with money to go hang out with. Ouch. Looks like your plan back fired. Sucks to be you.