Remember back in school when all those alpha boys would bully you and give you huge wedgies all the time. All those jocks humiliating you in front of the entire school chanting “WEDGIE WEDGIE WEDGIE!” Everyone saw those $hit stains smeared all over your briefs. Face it losers like you will never get a hot girl like me. Your life hasn’t changed much since high school. Mean girls reminding you about all the funny embarrassing things that happened to you. Jerking off alone to girls you have a crush on and will never love you back. Even letting bigger guys push you around still. How can you even call yourself a man? I bet you actually have enjoyed being tormented for so many years. This whole time I bet you wished it was me yanking on your tighty-whities all those years. It gets your little dick so excited having a girl grabbing your underwear for once!