After hearing my soon to be husbands beautiful words of love and adoration for me in his vows, its my time to bring tears to his eyes with mine Unfortunately, my vows bring more than tears of joy to his eyes. I promise to make his life a living hell, destroying every aspect of him, his reputation, his family, his money, his mind, and his soul! Sorry to say that your dreams of a happy and loving wife are never going to come true. My only promise of commitment is to drain you of everything youre worth and that I will be the cause of your de@th!