OUCH! What is wrong with these shoes? Ive worn them before with no problems, but it feels like there are a bunch of tiny rocks in them. When I remove my high heel to see what the problem is, I discover a bunch of tiny men trapped in my pantyhose. Arent they lucky that I didnt crush them with my gigantic feet, but they are probably so happy to be stuck to my beautiful feet. I take them out and begin to play with them, intrigued by what one would taste like wiggling his way down my throat