I was called into my boss’ office to discuss my behavior at work. Apparently, the men around the office have been complaining about how I’ve been treating my fellow coworkers. You accuse me of being insubordinate and a distraction, but the reason I’m able to “walk all over” the boys in the office is because they are ALL weak. In fact, you are just like them; weak, pathetic, and using me as an excuse for your pisspoor work ethic. Maybe you should be firing them instead for allowing their emotions to effect their performance. The truth is that my existence in the office just drives them crazy. Men don’t like seeing a successful woman in charge, and they are intimidated that I’m gunning for their jobs. I’m a valuable asset to this company, and you can’t afford to lose me to another competitor just because the men I work with got their pride hurt. You can’t even make eye contact with me, clearly something else has you distracted. I cross my legs catching your wandering eyes sneaking a peek at my panties. Perhaps I’ll just go straight to HR for your inappropriate behavior and mismanaging your staff. Face it, I have you and the rest of the men at this office wrapped around my finger. From now on I will be setting my own schedule, and I plan on making a lot of changes around here…