How’s my good boy doing today? You want me to give you a treat? Well, you know what you have to do to earn it. Go on show your mistress a trick. What are sniffing around for? My slippers?!? Bad ! You know you’re supposed to be a good boy before I let you chew on my slippers. But don’t they smell so good? Tell you what, you sniff and lick my feet and I’ll just give you my old smelly slippers. Then you can just pretend to be at my feet all the time stroking your little red rocket.