Ever since I became a nurse and moved out of my parents’ house, my mom has been calling me everyday about health advice. Usually it’s about woman issues or something with daddy, but this time she wanted to talk about a serious issue with my brother. Apparently him being an uncircumcised adult is extremely uncomfortable and that his foreskin is too tight for his erections. I understand why he wouldn’t ask me himself because he’s probably embarrassed having to tell his own big sister about his painfully trapped cock. While I do agree with the doctor about the procedure, I also am aware how difficult the process and recovery is for men. So I tell my mom “everything” she needs to know to ensure that my brother gets circumcised. You see, even though I am a medical professional, my brother has always been a big asshole to me. If only he had been nicer growing up instead of a stupid jerk... I just couldn’t help myself from giving her all the information that would actually make my brother’s circumcision as miserable as possible.