I sit my little brother down for a talk about why he is still a virgin. I explain to him that girls think uncircumcised cock is disgusting. No one likes seeing a saggy flap of foreskin dangling from your little prick. I convince him that he’ll have to get rid of it if he ever hopes to have sex with any girl. But, that pussy was too scared to cut it off, so he asked me to do it. What are lovable and compassionate big sisters for? HA! What an idiot. I can't believe he actually believed me. I laugh as he squirms and sobs in pain, then explain to him that, actually, most men on Earth aren’t circumcised. It's really not a big deal. Now he’s left with something that looks like a tampon hanging between his legs.