So youve finally decided to get treatment for your sex addiction. You obviously werent too serious about getting help if you choose me as your therapist. How could you focus on recovery when your doctor looks like this? No matter. Ive come up with an experimental treatment Im going to try on you. Its simple really; you relinquish control over your own cock by masturbating to me every day. Its more expensive than most therapy, but dont worry too much about that. Youre clearly very sick and need this.