Isn’t it amazing how evolution has men hard wired to act like such utter buffoons when they’re in front of a beautiful woman? I’ve decided to put this phenomenon to the test and see how far an idiot like yourself will go to watch me remove my clothes. You’ll be immersing your bits in ice-cold water, kneeling on rice, jerking off to my boyfriend’s underwear, and of course, emptying that wallet of yours. I know how excited you get when you act as a jerking clown as I verbally abuse you, but if you can’t control yourself you’ll be forced to pay a cum tax and start all over. Think you can keep up?