Lindsay and I met for the first time in Vegas and immediately hit it off. Were about to go out for a fun night of partying and gambling, but before we go, were going to make foot slave Nate polish our heels with his tongue until they’re sparking. This loser is in hog heaven licking the bottoms of our shoes, knowing that they’re about to go out for a fabulous and unforgettable night while he stays at home like the loner he is. We even grant him the honor of letting him smell and lick the insides where the bare bottoms of our feet rest and sweat. Lucky lil bitch.