Eat My Gummy Penis
Your dick is like candy! Not that it tastes that good by any means… I’m referring to how “fun-size” your dick is, stupid. When I said I wanted a little snack, I didn’t mean your pint-sized tootsie roll. You see, I love my gummy bears and I carry them with me everywhere, incase I want something juicy in my mouth. I can’t believe your tiny salty cock is smaller than by sweet little gummy bears! You know what? I change my mind, seeing how small your penis really is was a treat in itself.