Dumpster Baby

Most mothers have unconditional love for their babies, but I cant stand my big fat smelly sack of diaper shit baby. Good thing its garbage day tomorrow so I can easily dispose of my worthless boy like the disgusting garbage he is. I pretend I'm giving him just a regular diaper change, but instead I shove your whiney ass into a plain old black trash bag and cover you with globs of Vaseline to make it all sticky and greasy. Im going to make your last minutes on Earth absolutely miserable. I want to listen to all your pleas, cries, and screams for help, so I leave you your baby monitor so can enjoy hearing your last breath as you are crushed to de@th in your garbage grave. What a thrilling rush watching those strong hot garbage men dump my trash into their big compactor and squish the life out of my poor little baby boy.

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