What a privilege to have a woman like me in your life. The girl of your dreams standing before you, happy to spend the entire day with one lucky boy. It comes at a price though… to win my attention you have to do something for me that demonstrates how grateful you are to have your existence be acknowledged by me. So, what task will I have you do as payment? What will you sacrifice for me? I want you to eat doggy $hit for me! I want you to scavenge your neighborhood, crawling on all fours like a bitch sniffing around for doggy dumps to devour for me. Eating those cute brown nuggets like a box of chocolates.