I gave my step brother a special pill last night for his “napping” issues. Silly boy didn’t realize that it was actually meant to shrink him. See I’m tired of his gross perverted ways and so I’m going to dispose of him. Now that you are nothing but a tiny little man, I can have all sorts of fun with you. Don’t worry. I’m not going to crush you beneath my giantess feet. That would be too quick for an annoying twerp like you. You deserve to spend the rest of your little life suffering. I think I’ll eat you instead! Just like the mighty giant swallowing their poor victims whole. You’ll slide down my slippery throat into my cavernous stomach. There, you’ll be soaked in my tummy juices, slowly dissolving in acid alone in the dark. My body will drain you of all your nutrients, sucking the life from your miserable bones. Whatever is left of your mutilated corpse, I’ll just $hit out Bro!