There’s two types of crack in the world, good crack and bad crack. Bad crack you get from the plumber or some fat slob down at the Wal-Mart. Good crack you have to pay good money for. It isn’t a wise investment to spend all your money on crack, unless you’re paying for my crack. Since I have the best crack on the market, I feel it’s my civic duty to provide all you crack addicts with the best goods your money can buy. Trust me, my crack will just blow your mind… and your load!