Men are such dirty cheating whores! I was swiping around on Tinder and I actually discovered my own brothers profile on there. Not only is it weird to see your brother on Tinder, but that asshole just got married not even 6 months ago. Ever since we were little I always discovered some secret of his to hold over him and now I got him again, BIG TIME! Well, one secret I know is that he cant resist my perfect bubbly ass. Ive caught him stealing and sniffing my panties, so I know how much he dreams to worship my ass and pussy. Now that would be a fucked-up secret I know your new wife would love to hear. Shes going to wish your Tinder profile was the only problem.