Come here boy! I heard you want to be my pet. Spending your life by my side, collared, worshipping your mistress. You would love to be my dirty little doggy walking around on my leash sniffing up my skirt. Well I only want a dawg that can do tricks How obedient are you, boy? I want you to show me what you can do. Go on, beg! Roll over and stroke your tiny red rocket. Bark for me if you like tome playing with your bone. Now be good, or I’ll lock you up in a tiny kennel, whimpering like a horny little puppy.