The only reason I allow you in my cabana is just so you can worship my tired feet and dirty flip flops. I’ve been walking around on the beach all day, getting them nice and sweaty for a good foot licking. The hot sand wearing down the rubber until the bottoms are as smooth as the soles of my feet. These flip flops have actually walked all over the world, so you could be licking up all kinds of culture that I’ve stomped all over. Just imagine how much foot sweat and grime that has soaked into my flip flops from all my travels. The dirty toe prints are begging to be licked clean. You’ll have top buy me new pair once you’re done, I can’t possibly wear those on my pretty feet once they’re covered in slobber.