Soy Boy

Women don’t like wimpy, spineless little men. Sure we might think you’re sweet and even give you hugs, but you aren’t the man we need. We try to be nice because we don’t want to make you feel bad about how big of a loser you are. You’re just too soft, like soy. Nobody likes you because you’re just a gross, squishy, tasteless piece of garbage. There’s nothing you can do to change, it’s in your nature to be timid and weak. You are a Beta in a world ruled by Alphas, serving people like me because it gives your pathetic life meaning. Accept your fate as a servant now, so you can spend the rest of your life with what little bit of dignity you have left.

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