HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!! No one else matters on this planet besides me. Not your wife, your girlfriend, your family, your boss, and especially not you. On a special day like today, is just another lonely day in the life of a lowly beta boy foot bitch. While I’m busy texting all my girlfriends about my super big birthday party, you’ll be at my feet being ignored and listening to Femsplainers lecture about your dark and disturbing perversions. Perhaps this opportunity of self-reflection will cure you of your kinky foot fetish ways or strengthen your desire to serve as my foot slave. You’ll get to suck on my pretty pink toes for the rest of your life, but today is my day. So don’t forget to give me the best and most expensive presents worthy of a foot goddess… like money for new shoes!!!