Too bad I can’t be there in person to kick you in the balls myself. That doesn’t mean you can’t punish your cock for me. All you have to do is make a and hold it really high over your head, then drop it down really hard on your crotch! See how easy it is to hit and hurt yourself for me. Just pretend all this torture you inflict on yourself is by me personally. Licking my boots on your computer screen, punching your privates over and over again to feel closer to me. I know how much you would love for me to stomp on your ugly penis with my high heel boots. There’s a simple trick I know that’ll feel like that bruised cock is being impaled by my stiletto…