So you just got a big promotion and didn’t even bother telling me about it?!?! I’ve been milking you for money even before you got married. I should’ve been the first person you told! In fact, I expect you’ll be paying me A LOT MORE now that you’re richer. I’m going to make you pay for keeping your new promotion a secret otherwise I’ll have to ruin your perfect life and career you’ve worked so hard for.