That’s not an adult sized dick, that’s a little shrimp! How can you even call yourself a man with that ugly nub stuck between your legs. I mean can you even get off with that tiny squirter? I can’t stop imagining your teeny weeny cock shooting widdle droplets of cum. That little cock isn’t even big enough to spread my lips! Actually, it’s rather adorable. Like a cute little baby tinkler. All you need is a rattle and a pacifier and no one will make fun of that small penis again. Now, don’t you look cute enough to pinch!