Most men waste their money on worthless $hit, but you’d rather waste it on me… Not like a typical sugar daddy buying a pretty girl, but actually paying for my human waste, my actual $HIT! I’m happy taking your cash and feeding you some hot and steamy “take-out” straight from my asshole. I’ll even give you the pleasure of licking the walls inside of my anus like the fudgey brownie batter from a bowl. I spend good money on the food I eat, so it is only right that I charge you to be my toilet. I guess we both do wasteful things with our money. Except you’re the one swallowing down my income while I spend yours. Literally $hitting your hard earned money away.