How can you read this crap? A book about all these men jerking each other off?!? No wonder you love this book so much! Sounds ridiculously gay to me. I’ve been going to Sunday school since I was a kid and I just can’t believe this nonsense anymore. I know you are obsessed with the Bible, so much you’d rather jerk off to these short bearded men instead of my tits and pussy. Go on, show your devotion to your God almighty and leave him a warm generous donation right on the pages of his holy book. May the word of the lord shout cum and all his mindless followers released their spirits on to Jesus Christ.