I’m so excited that I got paired up with smart nerdy kid. College is so much easier when you got a little bookworm doing all the work for you, but even better than that is when the dork’s roommate is insanely hot. I’ve seen his roommate around campus and at parties, but now I have the perfect opportunity to see him all the time. The poor loser is gonna think I was actually excited to be his partner when really I plan on taking complete advantage of this nice guy. When I come over to study, I don’t even talk about our project, just asking you a whole bunch of personal and sexual questions about your stud roommate. Don't feel bad, you're kinda cute and all, but not my type. Maybe if you had some muscles like your roomie and had a better face covering that brain. So when is your roommate going to be home soon?