A new year, a new beginning for all my slaves! I have forgiven all you fuck-ups for every little fucked up thing you did last year. Time to start off fresh. I want you to look back at this past year and see how you are going to do better. Are you going to be a more devoted servant? Worship more? Give me even more money this year? I only have room in the New Year for the most obedient and willing slaves. I’ve got so many losers groveling to renew their devotion, promising their New Year’s resolutions to be completely mine! So if you aren’t going to get in line, well there are thousands of worthless men that would take your place.