No one in their right mind would ever lick the bottom of someone’s shoes. The fucked up reality is that you would lick any smelly disgusting shoe that’s been worn by me. There’s nothing more than I love then my Converse sneakers. They go everywhere, have travelled around the world, been puked on by crazy locals from all over! But a worthless piece of $hit like you will drag your tongue through every crack and crevice of my dirty sneakers. I want that tongue to be black from all that gunk under my soles. Maybe if you do a good job getting my shoes clean, I’ll let you worship my sweaty socks and feet too.