Usually when I go to Vegas I strike it rich by making stupid men give me all their gambling winnings. I have one financial slave who is a professional poker player who flew me down for his tournament. He was supposed to WIN BIG for me, but all he brought his mistress was a pathetic $200. Cheap hookers make more than that in this town. This cheap ass hole has been busting my balls trying to impress me, but looks like Ill be busting his balls as punishment for wasting my time.