Its a dirty job, but someone has to clean my dirty Vans. Only my most devoted footboys are qualified for the job because it takes a lot of work. These shoes are gross, just plain old disgusting. There are holes everywhere, a nauseating odor drifting out from the inside, even the soles are completely worn down from my sweaty foot stomping away in them. It sometimes takes hours for a slave to lick in every one of the holes on the bottom of my Vans. My slaves are devoted to my sneakers and feet, and it is a privilege and a reward to have the opportunity to breathe in the musty scent and worship something that has spent so much time wrapped around their Goddess feet.