Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house not a creature was stirring... except for a lonely loser jerking his sad cock all the cold long winter night. While everyone tonight is merrily celebrating the holidays with friends, family, and loved ones, you will be sitting alone in front of your computer trying to decide what clip of mine youre going to jerk off to on this gloomy Christmas night. All those happy people around the world, counting their presents and cards from people they love, and you will be counting your strokes and fucking your hand until it starts to snow. Its a good thing no one loves you this Christmas because that means youre all mine, and can devote all that love and joy toward worshipping me. Buy yourself my special clip for sad lonely losers this Christmas and make yourself feel wanted and loved... So, now that I got you off, what are you gonna give me for Chrstmas???