You think you rule the world. Rich, successful, and all powerful. You treat your two gorgeous secretaries like sh-t just because you can. Well guess what, bitch? Your actions have consequences: You step into your office to find us, with our heels kicked up on your desk, hanging around like we own the place. And now, we do. We’ve been doing a little snooping, very surprised what we found. It seems you spend quite a bit of company time on some sick websites. Im sure your wife would love to hear about this (we found her number too by the way.) Looks like were calling the shots now huh bitch? Now why don’t you pull down your pants and amuse us by jerking your pin dick like we know you’ve always wanted to right in front of us. Don’t be surprised when our camera shoots out in the middle of your o-face. Haha, you fucking loser. Always thinking with your dick. I guess this will be as good a time as any to talk about the raise we will be getting.