Little known fact: Lyne and I went to high school together. As you could imagine, we were the most popular and meanest girls on campus. Here we reminisce about old times - when we were too young and naive to realize we could be torturing losers for profit. One melvin in particular stands out to us the most. The weirdo that wanted so badly to hang out with us and be our friend. Followed us around everywhere, basically stalking us, and all the cruel things we did to punish him for being a freak of nature. For example: making him drink toilet water and dominating him for it. It's amazing that even worked, what did this guy have to lose in the first place? Certainly not the respect of everyone else.