Men are incompetent explorers. I don’t understand how so many stupid losers can get lost and wander into my lair. Don’t they know where the man eating giantess lives?!?! Pathetic fools! This new strapping young fellow has stumbled upon me while I’m already in a snacking mood. I begin to seduce and tease this naïve tiny prick by playing with my gummy bears and drooling all over them… little does he know that I’m REALLY drooling for him. I’m going to chew you up like gummy bears. Feeling your juicy insides crushed between my mighty mandibles.