Poor boy, you must be so tired from cleaning my parent’s giant house. Unfortunately, your job isn’t done yet since you missed a spot. My filthy shoes seemed to have tracked in more mud. Looks like you’re gonna have to get back down on your hands and knees and start scrubbing again. I guess you should clean my smelly sneakers while you’re at it. Go on, make yourself useful and give my shoes a nice spit shine. As you can see, your supposedly clean floors still covered my barefeet in dirt. Go on house boy, lick that dirt off the bottoms of my feet and toes. Make them shine like freshly mopped hardwood floors.