You are such a fool! Tying your girlfriend up and then challenging her to escape? I got out of that bind in 4 minutes. Now it’s your turn. Let’s see how well you get out of these knots. Oh, you didn’t consider the fact you have a huge disadvantage over me did you? Yep, those balls of yours. I can tie them up in such a way that every move you make tugs on them hard. HA! Now look at you. Go on, try to get out! Aw, what’s wrong? Did your girlfriend over power you? Yeah that’s what I thought. Just look at these biceps, I could beat you up so easily right now. But that’d be cruel, instead I’ll just throw you to the ground and rest my foot on your head. Hahaha, this is too funny! You can’t do anything about it. What? You don’t find this funny? Well, you will when I start tickling you. Yeah, you find this hilarious now, don’t you? Watching you wriggle and squirm as that rope around your balls gets tighter and tighter. Doesn’t that hurt?? Hahaha! Okay, that’s enough. I’m going to bed, see you in the morning!