I can't believe it. Our anniversary is in a few days. It's already been a year! Boy does time fly. So what are you going to get me? Jewelry? That's nice. But can I tell you what I *really* want? I want to get fucked. Like, seriously fucked. I know what you think we do is great and all, but I'm just no into it. I don't want you to embarrass yourself by trying to do something you're just not built for, so I think you should find me someone else. Don't be sad, sweetie. Its not your fault your cock is so small. I certainly don't blame you for it. But I can't deny my needs any longer. I need some proper railing. So what to you say? Happy anniversary.