Anyone who keeps up with my blog or twitter knows of my hopelessly addicted fool, Yonantan aka "pindick." I get such a kick out of this bitch I decide to tell my friend Alex all about him. How obsessed he is with me, how tiny and useless his cock his, how ugly his wife is, and how often he denouncing his marriage to worship me instead. Sure, he tries to run away, but he ALWAYS comes back. Don't they all?