Another typical day in the life unspeakable depravity. You wake up with your shirt sticking to your face from jerking off onto it the night before, then go to your fridge to start your day off with booze. Because your life is sh-it. You then you go into your basement with your butt plug and Vaseline, slip some lingerie onto your grotesque, sexless body, and begin your day long marathon of searching the web for gay porn while fucking your own ass raw and sniffing those cum encrusted panties you stole from some poor unsuspecting woman. Perhaps if this ritual only took an hour out of your day, it would be tolerable. But you're so far down the degenerate rabbit hole you don't know how to do anything else. This is your life. Women find you utterly revolting and the only way you can gain their attention is with money. Even when you pay for it, the best you can get is abuse. Enjoy this clip, its your mirror.