My dear sweet elderly patient recently suffered a massive heart attack. Poor old man almost di.ed! Now he's hooked up to an EKG machine and fighting to stay alive. Naturally I come to visit and promise to keep him company. He did put me in his will after all. I pull out a big lollipop and decide to have a little snack. Funny, it seems the more I suck and slurp, the faster that annoying beeping sound gets. Weird. I guess my pouty red lips wrapped around this candy really gets the old guy excited. May as well give him a thrill now that his days are numbered, right? Ooops. Flatline! Hehe. Time to cash in.