Every Hour
Custom Clip: "You're angry at me for paying more attention to my girlfriend than to you, and you remind me that I'm only allowed to make love to her when I ask for your permission first. To remind me of my place, you tell me that you're going to take over my life for the next 48 hours. Every hour on the hour, I'm now supposed to send you a text message and come up with a new apology for disappointing you, a new reason why you're superior to me, or a confession of something new. This applies whether I'm driving, at work, or at home. I can try to get some sleep between texts, but I have to be awake again at the top of each hour for each new text. By the end, I'll be sleep-deprived and the only thing I'll be able to think about will be you, just the way it should be."