So you married the perfect woman - kind, gorgeous, and virgin. Little do you know a bomb is about to drop on your wedding night. Did you really think I was a fucking virgin waiting for YOU?? Hahahaha, SO naive. You should know I have a thing for black guys and I jump every fine brotha that crosses my path. I only married you for your money. I will never fuck you and you will just have to live with that fact that Im banging the football team while youre at home wanking your tiny worthless cock. You realize youre, like, the last person to find this out, right? I cant believe you didnt notice how many of our wedding guests were laughing at you behind your back.