Can you smell that delicious, sweaty, intoxicating aroma of my dirty running shoes? I can hear your stomach growling, hungry for my smelly sneakers. My feet have run so many miles in these, usually without any socks too. Not to mention, I wore these my entire trip backpacking through Australia. You know how hot it is down there, how sweaty my perfect feet got? As you can see, there is plenty of dirt on my shoes to fill your belly. So get going Foot Boy, lick your chops and start licking the grime off my disgusting sneaks!