Insecure Husband
Insecure men are the worst. I swear, my stupid husband throws a hissy fit if another guy even looks at me lustily. Its not my fault that ugly jerk got lucky and married a hot wife. So, he was really pissed when he heard I was leaving for the weekend to stay at my girlfriends chalet and ride her sexy husbands jet-powered speedboat. And then he just about lost it when I told him I was wearing this bikini the whole trip. He actually said it was too revealing to be around other men. Hmmm, are you really mad about my outfit, or are you jealous I get to ride his big boat. Feeling the motion of the ocean and the salty wetness of water splashing me in the face.