Well, look who is now caught up in his own risky business. Youve practically screwed yourself at work, and now your wife is growing more suspicious with your actions lately. Still, you havent been caught, yet. The time has come to expose you to the entire world. You will take to the Internet and show everyone that you area ginormous pervert. You will create profiles using your real name on social media, including using a current photo as your avatar. You will tweet and mention me in all your posts, and make sure to hashtag . You will be posting frequently so more and more people will know how obsessed you are. Soon, whenever someone types your name into Google, theyll be bombarded by postings and pictures of your perverted devotion to me!