Hi Princess, I would love to drink your footbathwater, swallow your spit and breathe in your farts. You are so hot, I wish you could sit on my face all day, humiliate and abuse me ;-). can you make any of these items: put some candy in your pants after eating some gassy food, then blast a lot of loud, stinky and wet farts on the candy? put some candy in your dirty stinky socks before you go workout? make a booger/snot/spit-treat? make a armpit treat? and make a video of the "action"? If you have any suggestions that would be great.
PS: I really wish you could fart in my face.