Popper Pounding
Another year older is another step closer to becoming completely invisible to women like me. Tormenting, isn't it? You want me so bad, but the only attention you could manage to muster from me is paid abuse. Go ahead and sniff that popper and let me tell you all about it. You're going to be jerking off to pretty girls like me the rest of your sad pathetic life. You can do all the research you want on how to pick up women, it'll never work. Women of high caliber can see right through that BS. They want confidence, and you clearly have NONE. For good reason too. Take another sniff, bitch. This is your life now.