Poor little lesbian loser wants to be my girlfriend more than anything. Just as she's starting to accept the fact that her life has come to worshiping a straight goddess that wants nothing to do with her, I shine a little glimmer of hope her way. Yes, that's right, I'm starting to like girls. Her hairy clam twitches at the thought as she begins obsessively kissing my bare feet hoping that means what she thinks it means. I tell her about this GORGEOUS babe I met the other day and how I think were going to hook up tonight. I tease the poor lesbo into thinking she could get in on a threesome and the look on her face is priceless. Too bad I'm only joking - like I'd ever hook up with that dumb dyke. Although, I am going to hook up with this girl tonight, but all that means for the bitch is that now she's my little cuckold lesbian. Watch the carpet muncher squirm and plant kisses all over my perfect feet while I call my hot new date for tonight.